bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

(via stand)

"People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear."

John Patrick, The Curious Savage (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via d3ploratus)

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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